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Yeah, I know you don't want a Dagger Impulse, but check out this ad--- http://cosprings.craigslist.org/boa/2454607736.html
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Post by ezwater »

Didn't notice anything "off" except that an Impulse isn't 40 pounds, and I thought the Impulse was longer than 11 feet. Ignorance revealed, I am off. :o
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I'd buy it just to meet the guy. That's funny.
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Post by milkman »

That's hilarious. Someone should make a tee shirt with the last line in the ad:
Warning: Canoes require skill, finese, knowlege of fluid dynamics, wave-form analyses, anal canal vector volume manometry and above-average swimming skills. If you can't run dry, you may die!
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"Pictures on request, but please no kayakers, attorneys, Samurai warriors or others unwilling to use only one blade.
Warning: Canoes require skill, finese, knowlege of fluid dynamics, wave-form analyses, anal canal vector volume manometry and above-average swimming skills. If you can't run dry, you may die!"

I like that list of excluded buyers.
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Post by SkeeterGuy86 »

got to remember that marketing style for the future :)
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That dude has style. Someone invite him to cboats!
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Hmmm. High brace roll, rotator cuff injury. Think there's any connection?
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Funny!

Post by roaring-riverman »

That's a pretty entertaining ad. Reckon he'd had a couple o'beers prior to writing it? He may have a torn rotator cuff, but his balls seem to be intact.
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Post by kimmieOC1 »

Thanks for posting that David. I'd buy a Tshirt and/or stickers that had either one of those quotes on it!
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