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Help a brotha out.

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Tommy is trying to raise fome money for a southeast road trip, so he can come pick up his new boat. You can help him out by biding on his Christmas ornament. It's for a good cause. All proceeds go to gas money.

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I've kept this under wraps for too long now... The Royalex on the "Tommy Gnar" aka "Beware of the Dog" Detonator...has magical powers.

It not only allows you to paddle class V rapids with Class III skill, but it gives you the extra courage to do so(And as any hairboater knows...more courage = more fun).

Tape this Royalex on the bottom of your boat, and if you already possess Class IV-V Skill, then it's quite possible you could become a Class VII OC-1 Boater, with the ability to repel water out of ur boat using only your mind. A Class VII OC-1er's secondary power is to throw an off side brace simultaneously with an on-side brace.

So basically...you will have the powers of the average kayaker. But with super balls. The possibilites are limitless... and in a canoe. What else could you want?
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Post by Yukon »

send me 2
wish I had one of them for tonights Christmas party
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ahhh, the life of a "pro" boater.
so you quit your day job, did ya?
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Post by golder »

you can't get gas money together for a free boat...seriously?
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Post by FullGnarlzOC »

u obviously didnt watch the video ;)
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Post by Louie »

Tommy I am currently the top bidder on your e-bay thing, If I win don't ship that piece of crap to me, give it to me when you come down. I just bid so you could have some gas money
Don't listen to the f wads on here tryin to make cracks about you goin pro. I got my first pro gig in 1988 with Dagger and have been sponsered by one company or another ever since.Ya it is tought bein a youn pro makein a name for youself but it has always worked out for me and it even lead to me gettin a real job as Dagger Maintenance Manager. Let them make all the cracks they want too, as you are pickin up a free boat and they are on here tryin to hawk some piece of crap to make money to buy a boat you can have the last laught........ Wait a minute, you are gettin free boats and still on here sellin saddles or what ever it is I bid on. What up with that oh ya it is the gas money thing.
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Great write-up! Ever thought of being a critic (of anything) for your local newspaper? :D
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Post by Larry Horne »

tommy i just give you grief because you ask for it and you can take it with style. The more you brag the more I dish out. Nothing personal.
I actualy like what you're doing.... I'd be scared to boat with you, but that's a whole 'nother thread :wink:
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Post by cheajack »

This thread has reminded me of the old bad one liner:

Q: How do you get a pro boater off the porch?

A: Pay him for the pizza.
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Golder... i spent all my gas on trying to get a free boat :P
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Post by gumpy »

How long you plannin to be down there? Maybe we could carpool, make a trip out of it?
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Post by Louie »

Grumpy you and Tommy have a place to say and we can get a small group of 10 or 15 other open boater to go to the river with you, just so you don't get lost
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Post by Creeker »

WHY SO SERIOUS? :lol:

After the post on here the bid went up like another 5 bucks........you guys do realized this a piece of crap!

Astonishing :o

But I'm there for you guys if you enjoy our Native New Jersian Art with the locally formulated special Dyes (sharpie pen)..... then dam I'm there for you and it will be in the mail on Tuesday. Tom justs wants some ridiculous pics of you enjoying the "ornament"

Just Slack Jawed about this all........brings a smile to my face every time I check the bid and realize there have been 20 bids on it already.
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Post by Creeker »

HEY THE BIDDING ENDS IN ABOUT 12 HOURS......IT COULD BE YOURS.

BID TODAY......BRAG ABOUT YOUR CRAP TOMORROW.

Hang your CRAP by XMAS.

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